ivegottobethere:

I don’t sing in the shower.

I perform

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This.

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sadistic-tampon:


sadistic-tampon:

me versus society

please stop reblogging this it hurts

sadistic-tampon:

sadistic-tampon:

me versus society

please stop reblogging this it hurts

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Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

—Charlaine Harris (via perfect)

(Source: kari-shma, via marriedtothelibrary)

ktluvshockey:

WE HAVE A BABY FLOWER!! Congrats Vero and Flower!!

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obeythecupcake:

godcolorsintheworld:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

I absolutely loved her character. 

The only one who treated the Maid decently. And everyone saw her as immature, ditzy, and kind of lesser.

(via staalinthefamily)

I’m pretty sure the movie [The Great Gatsby] is gonna be amazing. It’s in 3D! That’s right — it feels like the themes of longing and alienation are in your face!!!

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

creamsicles-r-delicious:

peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:

agentscully:

WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.

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Sanity is Over-Rated: dropthosegloves: One of my coworkers has a daughter whose best friend...

dropthosegloves:

One of my coworkers has a daughter whose best friend was diagnosed with leukemia a couple years ago. The girl is a huge Pens fan and Make-A-Wish partners with the Pens to get her suite tickets to a bunch of home games. She’s gotten to meet a lot of the players. When Sid’s…

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