I don’t sing in the shower.
me versus society
please stop reblogging this it hurts
Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.
—Charlaine Harris (via perfect)
(Source: kari-shma, via marriedtothelibrary)
WE HAVE A BABY FLOWER!! Congrats Vero and Flower!!
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
I absolutely loved her character.
The only one who treated the Maid decently. And everyone saw her as immature, ditzy, and kind of lesser.
I’m pretty sure the movie [The Great Gatsby] is gonna be amazing. It’s in 3D! That’s right — it feels like the themes of longing and alienation are in your face!!!
—STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
One of my coworkers has a daughter whose best friend was diagnosed with leukemia a couple years ago. The girl is a huge Pens fan and Make-A-Wish partners with the Pens to get her suite tickets to a bunch of home games. She’s gotten to meet a lot of the players. When Sid’s…