pupfresh:

New Cover: He Is We - “Call Me Maybe”

Originally by Carly Rae Jepsen / via AlterThePress!

JD Perry Health: Reduce stress and disease by removing morons

jdperryhealth:

So I’m reading through an article on Epilepsy and I come across this excerpt in the article - had to blog it…

By manipulating the diet and environment, [humans] can be made more or less [disease]-prone, and it happens that the changes that affect the brain affect all other organs, in ways…

skvets:

Fuck YOLO. Niggaz don’t know about FISH.

skvets:

Fuck YOLO. Niggaz don’t know about FISH.

(via allsevenseas)

WHEN IM THE ONLY DRUNK ONE AT DINNER

howdoiputthisgently:

Conservative bumper sticker seen this weekend:

inothernews:

“I’ll keep my GUNS, MONEY and FREEDOM… you can keep the CHANGE!”

Get it?

Not psychopathic at all.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS ME FOOD

howdoiputthisgently:

IN THE WINTER:

IN THE SUMMER:

I met my wife, she was a, uh, a elevator operator at the Taft Hotel. And we were stuck in the elevator together. The door wouldn’t open. And it stayed like that for a long time.

And I didn’t call for help.

And neither did she.

—Tom Waits (via thatclassylady)

(Source: fytomwaits, via downinstruggletown)

MD Blue Crabs (Taken with instagram)

MD Blue Crabs (Taken with instagram)

explicitideas:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I hate when people take pictures like this and think that they’re being creative… Disagree? http://a-bort.tumblr.com

This is so completely impersonal and zero feels have ever been felt from some stupid fucking sign on the internet telling me “ur beutiful nevur think othurwise~*”.

explicitideas:

the-unpopular-opinions:

I hate when people take pictures like this and think that they’re being creative… Disagree? http://a-bort.tumblr.com

This is so completely impersonal and zero feels have ever been felt from some stupid fucking sign on the internet telling me “ur beutiful nevur think othurwise~*”.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY